Happy Birthday Clint Eastwood

The ageless wonder Clint Eastwood is 77 today but doesnt look anything near it. Hard to beleive hes nearly 80 and still pumping out classic movies. A few tidbits you might not have known:

Ranked #2 in Empire (UK) magazine's "The Top 100 Movie Stars of All Time" list.

He wore the same poncho, without ever having washed it, in all three of his "Man with No Name" Westerns.

Fluent in Italian.

Quote :

"I don't believe in pessimism. If something doesn't come up the way you want, forge ahead."

Shogun's Next Fight?

Ok so UFC made a big deal about signing Shogun but then they go and let Dan Henderson fight Rampage for his first title defence. How do you have the #1 ranked Light-Heavy fighter not be the #1 contender? Especially since Shogun already destroyed Rampage and we all know that rematches are what really get people excited. Will Rampage have learned from his last fight? Will he just get kneed to death again? Now we'll just have to hope that Hendo doesn't stomp ass seeing as then Shogun will clearly have the next crack at the belt, and most likely then fight Wanderlei and Babalu (the rematch that Shogun really wants to avenge his loss) and maybe Chuck if the old guy is still around. Personally I hope Chuck is a real man and bumps up to Heavy and challenges Fedor so he can finally be killed and put out of his misery.

Bellichik Wins Again

As if you needed any more proof, but the guys over at ESPN.com have assembled and listed their opinions on who is the best coach in the NFL. Like there was every any doubt The Sleeveless One would win unanimously.

If you need any convinving yourselves, which you shouldn't, read here...

Lost FC

Here's a pretty cool list showing who would play where if the Losties were on a soccer team. Not sure I'd be letting Hurley on the field unless he had a seriously awesome training camp, but I love putting Kate up front. Just for the fact you can use her as a distraction while Jin sneaks through the grass to get behind the defenders and score.

See the whole team here...

Haley Newsflash:

Just an update on Haley, he's still a big puss.

That is all.

Scariest List

This is a pretty sweet list via Joblo. Its the top 100 scarriest scenes in movies...some of them I get...most of them are from crazy old movies that are probably more scary for the fact that it was the 50's or earlier and they were most likely actually killing Hobo's for half the scenes they needed.

My favourite is definately #90. Gotta love Dumbo being on the list of scariest scenes.

See it here over at retroCRUSH...

Emojill: New Undisputed Champion of Gross

I'd like to thank my good friend, who to protect her annonymity will be reffered to as 'Emojill" from now on, thats her pictured above with her face conviently disguised. Thank you photoshop. The reason we're thanking Emojill is she officially took over the title of "Grossest Person I Know"

A few of the high points on Emojill's road to the top:

- "I'm just not used to the 'boy thing,' maybe I should practice..."

- "Just cut the arms off your sleeves, then you'll be scott free, although you'll also then be covered in Marks, Steves and Mikes."

- "Masturbation is the best way to let yourself know that you still love you"

- "I can't use his penis! It's covered in poop"

Once again Emojill, atta girl.

PWNing the Crazy Lady

This is a hilarious video over on Break of that crazy hag Nancy Grace who likes to go on those holier than thou rants that seem to be all over television these days. Thankfully some of the people who work on these shows live in the real world.

Paris Hilton Will Never Learn

Its now 6 weeks until Transformers comes out in theaters and I present to you this slightly altered poster of Megatron. Not quite how he looks in the movie itself this is more of a tribute to the oringial Megatron. You know, the one who transformed into a really big gun and then waited for someone to walk into his path, or for the real leader of the Decepticons: Starscream, to pick him up and wield him like the little biatch that he is.

*credit to timshinn73

Seth MotherFlippin Rogen

!Happy Seth Rogen Week!

I'll take a moment to join with the wonderful Joblo in their celebration of Seth Rogen week, he's the funniest man in movies these days and was the star, thats right THE STAR of Freaks and Geeks and Undeclared while stealing the show in 40 Year Old Virgin. Now he's going to rock the planet with Knocked Up along with the boobalicious Katherine Heigl (McIzzy) and the still to come (on the weekend of someones Birthday I might add) Superbad.

Check out the interview here.

Who The Hell is Kelvin Kolb?

Remember back in the day when all people could talk about was how the Mighty McNabb would be the one to bring down the vaunted Patriots. Until that is he started vomiting in the huddle on the final drive of the game like the scared little girl he is. Put Tom Brady in that situation and he gets and instant Hard-On, I assume. McGimp also had a season ended early by a sports hernia whilst Brady soldiered on and made the playoffs with the same injury and was within 2 blown calls of advancing through the Broncos to the AFC Championship game.

Now to the rescue is Kelvin Kolb:
13 games/ 162.0 rating/ 393 attempts for 3423 YDS/ 27 TD's/ 3 INT's

Fair numbers, except he played in Houston *vomit* and now he's expected to come in and learn from a gimp QB how to play in arguably the toughest NFC divison (not saying much) and in the year when the big bad AFC Beast is their inter-league competition. McNabb wont survive more than two games against those teams, especially since Joey Porter and Adalius Thomas are now featured linebackers in a division that will pride itself on punsihing other QB's.

Not even Jeff Garcia will be able to save the Seagulls this year, better get Tim Couch on the phone, and while you're talking to him tell him to hurry up with my pizza, 20 minutes or its free BiTcHEs!!

A classic theme to kick off the year:


How much of a puss is Haley for going for the Ducks to win The Cup? Let me list the ways.

1. It's Haley so automatically he's a puss. We're talking about the guy who's drank another man's urine on three separate occasions. Seriously dude...catch on.



2.Its the Anaheim Ducks, they're no longer Mighty and thus don't still have some cool appeal left over thanks to Emilio Estevez, Charlie, Goldberg and the rest of the gang.
*Little known fact: After Charlie Conway was forced to testify against Fulton for robbing a liquor store, he was placed in witness protection and hidden away in some backwater town. His new name Pacey Witter. True story.














3. It's friggin Anaheim, where is that even at? Mexico? Might as well be. I formally demand they sell the team to Moose Jaw and rename the team The Moose Jaw Mulroneys.











4. Chris Pronger may be a decent hockey player but he's a bastard who couldn't keep it in his pants (allegedly) and then sooked his way like a babygirl out of a real hockey town and thus does not deserve to win the Cup and most certainly not even be considered in the Norris or Conn Smythe voting.





5.Come on...it's Haley. King Puss of Pusstown, Earl of Wimps, Duke of Babygirls. Case Closed.

*thanks to facebook for making finding dumb pics of ppl so much easier.

This Blog is now officially active. To christen it in honor of the greatest hockey player/movie star in history I would like to say one thing: Kick His Ass Seabass