Remember back in the day when all people could talk about was how the Mighty McNabb would be the one to bring down the vaunted Patriots. Until that is he started vomiting in the huddle on the final drive of the game like the scared little girl he is. Put Tom Brady in that situation and he gets and instant Hard-On, I assume. McGimp also had a season ended early by a sports hernia whilst Brady soldiered on and made the playoffs with the same injury and was within 2 blown calls of advancing through the Broncos to the AFC Championship game.
Now to the rescue is Kelvin Kolb:
13 games/ 162.0 rating/ 393 attempts for 3423 YDS/ 27 TD's/ 3 INT's
Fair numbers, except he played in Houston *vomit* and now he's expected to come in and learn from a gimp QB how to play in arguably the toughest NFC divison (not saying much) and in the year when the big bad AFC Beast is their inter-league competition. McNabb wont survive more than two games against those teams, especially since Joey Porter and Adalius Thomas are now featured linebackers in a division that will pride itself on punsihing other QB's.
Not even Jeff Garcia will be able to save the Seagulls this year, better get Tim Couch on the phone, and while you're talking to him tell him to hurry up with my pizza, 20 minutes or its free BiTcHEs!!
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You got too much time on your hands
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