A classic theme to kick off the year:


How much of a puss is Haley for going for the Ducks to win The Cup? Let me list the ways.

1. It's Haley so automatically he's a puss. We're talking about the guy who's drank another man's urine on three separate occasions. Seriously dude...catch on.



2.Its the Anaheim Ducks, they're no longer Mighty and thus don't still have some cool appeal left over thanks to Emilio Estevez, Charlie, Goldberg and the rest of the gang.
*Little known fact: After Charlie Conway was forced to testify against Fulton for robbing a liquor store, he was placed in witness protection and hidden away in some backwater town. His new name Pacey Witter. True story.














3. It's friggin Anaheim, where is that even at? Mexico? Might as well be. I formally demand they sell the team to Moose Jaw and rename the team The Moose Jaw Mulroneys.











4. Chris Pronger may be a decent hockey player but he's a bastard who couldn't keep it in his pants (allegedly) and then sooked his way like a babygirl out of a real hockey town and thus does not deserve to win the Cup and most certainly not even be considered in the Norris or Conn Smythe voting.





5.Come on...it's Haley. King Puss of Pusstown, Earl of Wimps, Duke of Babygirls. Case Closed.

*thanks to facebook for making finding dumb pics of ppl so much easier.