Movies of the Weak

For no other reason other than I'm bored again and it's the first thing that came to mind, I'm going to recap the movies I've watched this week. Mostly so that I can go back in the future and see how much of a loser I am for watching some of the same movies so many times. And so it begins:



Knocked Up


Hilarious. Seth Rogen is the man. Paul Rudd is gold.





Random out of context quote:

"It taste's like a rainbow"




Unknown



Jesus was in it. Along with Joey Pants and Barry "I randomly show up everywhere" Pepper. Still not really sure what happened. Did I fall asleep at the end? Must have cause I do not remember it at all. Probably can't recommend this to anyone.


Random out of context quote:

"We can't support you up there tubby, you're way too fat"



The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada



Tommy Lee Jones pretending he's Mexican, Barry Pepper again from out of nowhere playing some crazy pervert guy. Again not really sure what happened in this, definitely don't recommend it.

Randomest scene:

Barry Pepper jerkin it in the middle of the desert to a skanky old Hustler mag while on the job.



Bottle Rocket


Second time I tried to watch this, definately some weird funny parts but I fell asleep again near the end. Ill hold off the finaly word but its not totally bad that's for sure. Owen and Luke Wilson assure some class to it.


Random out of context quote:

"Bob's gone. He stole his car! He flew the coop while we were sleepin!"



Gladiator



Classic. Russell Crowe at his ass-kicking best. Could watch this movie forever, almost did, it was on repeat pretty much all day saturday. I did find out however that I can recite way too much dialogue from the movie from heart.



Random out of context quote:


"Then have him kill Commodus"

Oceans 13

Pitt and Clooney at it again. A lot less in-jokes at being famous, still a couple zingers. Not as much focus on the heist as there is on how awesome everyone in the movie is. Super Dave stole the show.

Random out of context quote:

"You need to settle down, have a couple kids."

Mr. Brooks

Kevin Costner as a psycho is the greatest idea in years. The man plays it excellently, add in William Hurt as the crazy part of his psyche and it's gold. Dane Cook is a little out of his league, but it actually plays well to his character who is also way out of his league.

Random out of context quote:

"No, wouldn't bother me. An asshole is an asshole."

The Rock

Nic Cage, Sean Connery, Ed Harris, explosions, guns, poison gas, one of my top 10 favourite scenes ever, it's got everything you need. Another movie I could watch forever. This was 90's action at its best.

Random out of context quote:

"Your best? Loser's whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."