Bringin It Back

After yesterday's devastating result in which Chris Pronger successfully completed his bid to become the next Darth Vader by wining the cup with the *cough*vomit* Ducks. I felt compelled to reminisce about the good old days. In particular, this time down at the brook by SPEC. I wasn't present for this event, why you ask? Well quite simply because I was in Grade 7 at the time and knew nothing of the sort of horrors that happened in such places. Other acquaintances of mine however I can not say the same for. This particular occasion involved Haley, whom you may remember was supporting the Ducks in their quest for the Cup and is also a Leafs fan (pfft i know). Jr was also around, it was kind of a date for them.

Being the rebellious pair they are they stole themselves some vodka (Grade 7 remember...12 yrs old) and knew that you needed to mix something with it. So what did geniuses take? A packet of Kool-Aid powder to pour into the vodka. Now that would be bad enough, but when the first drinks of their cocktail didn't turn out so well, the smart lads remembered the recipe for making Kool-Aid, and thought adding water would fix the problem. Where did they get this water from? That's right the brook that they were standing next too. And after drinking back the delicious concoction of Vodka/Kool-Aid/Brook water, they boys had one of the wildest nights of bum sex ever recorded.

**If you're wondering how it was recorded, Mark was in the woods with a video camera the whole time. I of course have not viewed this myself, but I did see the award he got for it announcing it to be the "Wildest Night of Bum Sex of the 90's" It's also rumored that Craig saw the video shortly after it was made, his only comment, "Hmm...."