Our old friend Emojill has expressed a desire to own a pet ferret. Presumably to keep her company as she sobs her way through life in a dark corner of the room. Crying herself to sleep and discussing all her "problems" with it. Also she will more than likely form a suicide pact with it, though ferrets are notoriously fickle when it comes to suicide pacts and normally back out at the very last moment. Devious little creatures.
Little Known Facts of Ferrets:
-Ferrets were domesticated before the cat, probably by the Egyptians, probably not by the French.
- Ferrets like to take small objects or food such as cheese, keys or small babies and hide them.
- An adult female ferret, called a jill, may grow as long as 18 inches and weigh up to 3 pounds
Wow, that last one is actually pretty cool. Now I think I might actually support her in this bid. To get the ferret, not the suicide pact.
2 comments:
That's just weird.
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