Does No Penis = No Man?

I had a deep philosophical question raised to me early by a "friend." I say "friend" because I really can't stand the guy. For the sake of an argument, let's call him Bean. I think if I called him Ryan it would be pretty embarassing since that's his real name. So anyway, he wanted to know if just because his penis is attacted to his body by velcro does that make him less of a man. After I spent a good half hour or so vomiting my lower intestines into the nearest trashcan because he tried to show it to me I started to think about it for him. The result I came to: Of course it does. The more important question I had for him was if he purchased the thing himself, why in blue blazes did he get one small enough so that the crippled squirell who lives in my backyard would snicker at it. Then using the logic I learn in my Intro Philosphy class (I failed but so what?) I was able to determine that: If you're not smart enough to buy a large fake penis because you don't have a penis, therefore not having a penis makes you not intelligent. I challenge anyone to argue with such sound flawless logic as that. Any arguments please bring to the attention of our Director of Customer Relations: Brian "Baby Nuts" George.