Is that a life-sized Silver Surfer statue you say? Why yes, yes it is I reply. You may be wondering why we might have this and honestly I couldn't give you a good answer beyond Kirk found it at an auciton, and it had to be done. Does it fit anywhere? Not even close, and thats even without the 10ft surboard he's supposed to be standing on. But the important question is: Are all you douchebags totally jealous? Of course the answer is yes. Especially Melanie who has already made several requests to "borrow" him for "a couple nights". Mel likes shiny guys, it explains the whole her and Brian thing. Why is Brian is shiny? Good question. The answer: he shaves his arm and leg hair off. He says it gives him better aerodynamics. For what I'm not sure cause seeing as he's terrified of water he's not much of a swimmer. That guy creeps me out.